Avengers (and Loki) x Reader - Water Fight Ch5

“Water Fight” – Avengers (and Loki) x Reader ~ Chapter 5

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“One, Two, Three-,” Loki counted aloud before the girlish screams sounded again.  A few moments later Tony and Clint ran into the room in nothing more than a towel, their hairs coloured fluorescent pink and purple, with glitter covering their still slightly damp bodies.  Everyone erupted into fits of uncontrollable laughter. Oh yes, even if the day had only just begun, you knew it would definitely be a good day.
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Tony had absolutely no shame and decided that he would proudly walk around the Tower in a towel with fluorescent pink hair and gold glitter.  Clint on the other hand ran away immediately and tried to wash the colour off.  He returned almost half an hour later, far less sparkly… but that was about it.... His hair was still coloured bright purple, and had even leaked down to stain certain areas of his eyebrows.
“Payback’s a bitch, isn’t it?” Nat asked, packing the last of her things into her bags.  Tony scoffed,
“Yeah, yeah, whatever…” he mumbled, shovelling bacon and eggs into his face.
“If I knew you were going to get back at us for the little prank we played on (Name), I would have slept with one eye open…” Clint said to Natasha. You had to muffle a laugh.  It was all a part of the plan.  Nat would take the blame for the prank, along with Loki, enabling you to get a few more shots at them without their knowledge. 
“How’d Rock of Ages get out of the punishment anyway?” Tony grumbled, pointing at Loki.
“Please, not even Nat could get one up on The God of Mischief… But believe me, he’ll get what’s coming to him…” you warned with a glare.  The raven-haired man smirked. 
“I am looking forward to it…” he glanced over to you for a moment before returning his attention to the now bickering Tony and Clint.
“It’s bullshit… How come he got the fabulous colour?” Tony whined. “I’m far more fabulous than Hawkie…!” for some reason, Tony’s voice sounded more high-pitched than normal.
“Oh please!” Clint replied, stealing a few more pieces of bacon and toast rom Tony’s plate before shoving them into his mouth. “Purple suits me much better than it would on you!” Your brows furrowed.  The same thing had happened to Clint’s voice…
“Wait for it…” Loki whispered into your ear after appearing next to you. You watched the two men curiously for a moment, not noticing any changes, until the towel Tony was wearing began to fill out… His hips widened, and hair grew in length considerably. The two stopped arguing for a moment when they realised what was happening.  One word; Genderbend.

Tony and Clint shrieked, though, you couldn’t tell if it was out of joy or fear. You turned to Loki, who had a pleased smirk on his face,
“How’d you do it…?” you whispered, earning a low, dark chuckle from Loki.
“A potion, in their food…” you had to stop yourself from laughing, but failed miserably. Tony hiked the towel from his hips to his now predominant chest, and turned.
“Is there something I’m missing?” he… she… Tony pouted, crossing his arms over his chest.  You couldn’t stop laughing, and managed to stumble over your own feet.
“It was you… Wasn’t it…?” Clint growled as the last of his masculine voice finally slipped away beneath the girly squeaks.

After Tony and Clint had found out it was you who pulled the prank on them, they were furious.  When they realised Loki was helping you, along with all of the other Avengers, and that you weren’t even close to being finished, they were terrified.  Unfortunately you weren’t able to control your laughing, which gave Tony and Clint the perfect opportunity to run away.  You were worried to begin with, but Bruce assured you that he had reprogrammed J.A.R.V.I.S. to ensure only certain people would be able to leave Stark Tower, and that Tony’s suits would be ‘temporarily disabled’.  Something told you it involved Thor and Steve playing around with the suits until they broke.  Pushing that aside, there was only one thing left to do; find them.

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The other Avengers were assembling a ‘special surprise’ for later on in the day, which meant you were stuck with the God of Mischief again.  Loki led the way down the darkened hallway.  You wanted to face-palm for being so stupid. This was Tony’s tower.  Of course he would know how to manipulate the building… Cutting off the power may not stop J.A.R.V.I.S. from locking them in, but it would stop his advanced sensors, making it harder for you to find them.  

Loki stopped walking while you were in thought, and you ran straight into his back,
“Watch it…” the raven haired man growled.  You stifled the smartass remark that snapped into your mind and walked around an unmoving Loki and tried to enter the door to his right, but before you had a chance to the raven-haired man grabbed you and pulled your back to his chest, successfully stopping you from moving any further. You were about to turn and abuse the irritating man, but something in the room caught your eye.  You shooed Loki’s hands from your body and moved closer, enjoying the amusing sight before you.

Clint and Tony had changed their clothes, or towel in the case of Tony.  They were both wearing extra-large t-shirts with baggy shorts on.  Tony was under one of the computers built into the wall trying to ‘fix’ J.A.R.V.I.S., Clint - -… Well… Clint was doing what most males would be doing after being turned into the opposite sex.  He was playing, rather curiously, with his new ‘assets’.  He was standing in front of a super reflective piece of metal and… well… Playing with them… You would have face-palmed had his expression not been the most hilarious thing on the face of the earth.  It was a cross between intense curiosity and uncontrollable joy.  You wanted to laugh, but, having apparently sensed your need to laugh, placed his hand over your mouth,
“If you scare the animals, they’ll scatter and you’ll never catch them…” You looked over your shoulder and Loki shot you a settling look.  You took a deep breath in and nodded.  Loki then released you and slowly made his way to the door frame, you followed cautiously behind.
“Damn it J.A.R.V.I.S.! ANSWER ME!” Tony yelled as he threw the tool in his hand at the wall.
“Dimitte me Domine. Lorem Doctor, ad me, nisi fuerit reprogrammed respondebit tibi in hac forma…” The AI responded.  You weren’t entirely sure what language it was, but as long as Tony didn’t know it, you didn’t care.  At that moment Clint turned around and put his hands on his curvy hips,
“Why are we even hiding? Between the two of us, I’m sure we can fight back just fine!” The high-pitched tone to Clint’s voice was incredibly irritating.  Wait… was it the pitch, or the fact that he thought he could actually beat you at pranking? You glared at the female Clint, who was blissfully unaware of what was about to happen.

You glanced to Loki who gave you a nod.  Good.  The cameras were back online, meaning J.A.R.V.I.S. could follow them through any room they went into.  A wicked smirk pulled at the corners of your mouth as you lifted a small device to your lips.
“J.A.R.V.I.S. if you would, please initiate operation J.B.  Oh – and make sure Tony can hear your response to me.” You saw Loki chuckle softly. 
“Of course Miss (Last Name),” The AI replied though the speakers in Stark Tower.  Almost instantly Tony and Clint turned towards the speaker.
“J.A.R.V.I.S.?” the billionaire asked nervously. However, instead of replying, J.A.R.V.I.S. blasted one of the most obnoxious songs you knew; Baby by Justin Beiber.  The look on their faces made you laugh.  The noise you were making was barely enough to overthrow the thumping volume of the song, but Clint had apparently heard you, and he and Tony quickly ran out of the room.  Your wicked smile returned. Oh please bo- girls. As if it would be that easy to escape. 

No matter what room they entered, J.A.R.V.I.S. would play that song.  You returned to the higher levels, waiting for them to be brave and try their luck at the upper stories.  It took far longer than you had thought. So much so that J.A.R.V.I.S. had managed to cycle through the playlist you had made for the AI to play over seven times; but when the elevator finally went off, you were more than ready for them.

You weren’t sure who took the first shot, probably Bruce, but the next thing you knew both Tony and Clint were covered in rainbow coloured silly string.  Clint was like a fish out of water and didn’t know what to do at all, he ran one direction, only to get hit, and he would then turn and run back to where he came from.  Tony on the other hand reacted spectacularly well.  Sure, the first few second he was in utter shock, but once his mind was able to catch-up, he quickly dodged out of the way, ducking behind one of the large chairs, before he made his way over to your stock of silly string cans and stealing several.  He then threw one at Clint who tripped over his own feet just to catch it.  When Clint recovered, he quickly jumped atop the nearby counter top and sprayed Steve right in the face.
“Brother Steve!” Thor yelled, running straight towards the stunned super soldier.  Tony took advantage of Thor’s haste and tripped him over, sending him head face first onto the ground.  Clint then turned towards you, a mischievous smile tugging at his plump lips. 
“Loki, NOW!” you called, not wanting Clint to get any closer.  Almost instantly glue rained down on both Tony and Clint.  Not just any glue, no.  This was the most expensive super glue Tony’s credit card could buy.  But that wasn’t the end.  You and Bruce had both agreed that they looked stunning in the glitter earlier in the morning, so, you and the brunette scientist quickly grabbed two buckets filled with gold and silver glitter and threw it at the two genderbent Avengers.

Once the cascade of shimmering glitter finally dissipated, you were able to clearly see your handiwork.  Tony and Clint were covered head-to-toe in gold and silver glitter, super glue covered parts of their bodies that the glitter couldn’t quite reach, including their shrinking hair- - Wait… What? Your brows furrowed you were able to comprehend what was happening.  The two were reverting back to their original states.  Their hips and chests began to shrink and their hair returned to their normal lengths.  Oh well.  They still looked absolutely fabulous in their current state.

Tony walked forward, seemingly in a daze, but when you noticed the smirk on his face, you knew to be wary, and when his glitter covered form pounced at Bruce and knocked him down onto the ground rather roughly.  Loki materialised behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist.
“This won’t end well…” he whispered before teleporting you to a room you recognised to be several stories above the one you were just in. 
“What are you -,” you were cut off by the sudden shock of tremors in the floor.  There was yelling, a ferocious roar and the sound of metal being torn and concrete being crushed.  “The Other Guy…?” you asked Loki.  He nodded. You sighed irritably.  Great.  Just great…

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It took several hours to calm Bruce to the state that he returned to normal, and after that, there was an executive decision that the payback day was over.  Tony and Clint had both suffered enough at the hands of The Other Guy, but, suffice to say that they wouldn’t dare mess with you… for a little while at least.  You took a deep breath and walked through to one of the balconies.  Today had been spectacular.  You wouldn’t have wanted it to go any other way.  Everything went to plan, and everything ran so smoothly… Well… other than the situation with The Other Guy.   You let out an exhausted sigh and peacefully closed your eyes as you leaned against the cool metal railing.  Everything was just perfect…
“You should go and have a rest, it was a long day…” Loki suddenly called from behind you. Your eyes snapped open when his arms wrapped around your waist. “Besides, I like to have my maids well rested before a day of serving…”  Loki leaned forward and gently ran his lips over your neck.  Your eyes widened in response and your body went rigid.  Shit.